"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/18/2014 at 22:11 • Filed to: None
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"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/18/2014 at 22:11 • Filed to: None | 1
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Our beloved Miata, the one some of us hold nearest and dearest to our hearts, has come under attack. Not from internet trollers, or muscle car fans, but from the worst, most despised group in motordom: the bro-truck. Specifically, the group of douches and douchettes in the back of this lifted monstrosity who openly mock the autocross-spec Miata, and then, the driver. The driver may have made the biggest mistake of his life: he chose that moment to roll his filthy coal all over the poor little sports car. I know not all of you are obsessed with the Miata. I myself do not hold it in such high regard as many other sporty cars. But to see it disgraced at the hands of such a repulsive vehicle makes me sick. We WILL find whoever did this, and we WILL bring them to justice!
Alex B
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/18/2014 at 22:18 |
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I AM ANGRY! I WAS PUNCHING MY SCREEN BUT NOTHING HAPPENED TO BRO TRUCK DUMMIES. I WANT TO GO SLASH BRO TRUCKS TIRES AND TAKE THE ENGINE OUT AND SWAP THE BODY PANELS OUT WITH MIATA PANELS?
Scary__goongala!
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/18/2014 at 22:19 |
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An M14 incendiary grenade would have done nicely in the bed of that truck.
The Transporter
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/18/2014 at 22:19 |
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That's all? I've had bro-trucks try to run me off the road.
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sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> The Transporter
04/18/2014 at 22:23 |
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This is why we must destroy them all
thebigbossyboss
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/18/2014 at 22:31 |
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dicks.
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The Transporter
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/18/2014 at 22:31 |
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Why destroy them when you can let them destroy themselves? Let them get angry because they see an adult that has a penis which doesn't need compensating for. If the man-child get enraged enough to chase you down, find a place to make a sudden 90 degree turn at speed. High CG + shitty suspension = roll over. Exploit your advantage and his weakness.
webmonkees
> Alex B
04/18/2014 at 22:35 |
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Lest ye fall into the trap of becoming like them..
Know the tactic. See the pause, the revving. Avoid. Enjoy their confusion.
MPA
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/18/2014 at 22:37 |
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Douches will be douches.
I remember being in Dallas in 2001 for an all Miata track day at Motorsports Ranch. About 15 of us head to Hooters for dinner. Two dopes in a Ram roll by us and say nothing, but when they are pulling out - about 100 yeards from us at this point - they yell "Miatas are for faggots!". Real brave.
About 3 years ago I was heading through this small town in Illinois on a nice back road drive. I pulled over after making a turn and the dumbasses in the pickup truck behind me said something similar. After I pulled back onto the road I caught up to them but stayed back. I thought about passing them and flipping them off, but in the end it just wasn't worth it. They're idiots, and I would've only be putting myself at risk. On future drives I decided to skip that town and take the long, scenic route down the river road to my favorite roads instead.
STREPITUS
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/18/2014 at 22:39 |
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I've been smoked out by a brotruck rolling coal before in my Miata. Worst thing ever
CPT Speedbump
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/18/2014 at 22:45 |
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Soo....what you just explained is what bro truckers do to all sports cars. If you were to ask who would be more likely to do all this, internet trolls, muscle car guys, or bro truckers, id definatly guess bro truckers. My Z gets picked on a lot by them, I just out drive them without trying and then they can't bother me :P
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sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> CPT Speedbump
04/18/2014 at 22:50 |
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I don't drive a sports car, so I've only had this happen to me once or twice. I never realized bro-trucks actively pick out all sports cars and act like assholes to them. Apart from the fact that they are generally douchey people, I thought the reserve this type of behavior for Priuses.
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CPT Speedbump
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/18/2014 at 22:56 |
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Around here they go after sports cars more then anything, specially foreign of course. A lot of the Muscle guys out here, the young ones at least, usually respect foreign sports cars even.
Slave2anMG
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/19/2014 at 11:01 |
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Hmmm. Maybe that stereotype about compensating for a tiny weewee DOES have some validity...bro, sorry about your dick.
Planktron
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/19/2014 at 11:30 |
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Had one of these guys try to run me off the highway, pour mountain dew out of his window, then spit on my windshield once. My car isn't a sports car, nor is a foreign. I was minding my own business in the fast lane going 10 over with the cruise set, so I don't know what I did to piss him off.
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sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Planktron
04/19/2014 at 11:33 |
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You dared to use his road.
Seriously, I am kind of glad these people modify their trucks the way they do. Makes them easy to spot an asshole a mile away.
DipodomysDeserti
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/19/2014 at 12:49 |
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My Abarth causes much confusion among bro truckers. They want to call me a faggot, but the sound confuses them.
TheSergeMeister
> Planktron
04/20/2014 at 02:38 |
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The fast lane wasn't meant for going 10 over with cruise control so you deserve what you got.
TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/20/2014 at 11:45 |
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This is exactly the reason why in the future when I get a car, I will make it a priority to install a locomotive-grade horn.
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sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
04/20/2014 at 11:47 |
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Same